forlovers: all of my days are blending into one lonely night i keep hoping that you’re on your way over but i’m probably losing sight
Girls who say they're hipsters
angrymatingsquirrels: aweirdoinwonderland: THIS.
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
When you bite your tongue while eating
funnyposts: You stop chewing and you just sit there for a second like: Then you feel the agonizing pain: